I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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