Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
