she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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