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Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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