Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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