Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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