well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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