i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I party with great urgency now.
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