Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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