like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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