Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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