are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
then he tried to convert me to islam
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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