She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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