used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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