she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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