He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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