I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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