"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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