She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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