Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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