I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
we should paint friendship bongs
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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