Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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