I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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