i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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