My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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