The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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