I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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