I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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