Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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