why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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