hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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