My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize