Cold hands, warm shart.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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