i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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