I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize