The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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