Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

It's always exciting to touch a new boob.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life

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(406): View more from Montana

she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.

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(240): View more from Maryland

It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother

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(732): View more from New Jersey

his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.

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(806): View more from Texas

Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.

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(361): View more from Texas

I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.

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