dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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