no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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