I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This is the high leading the old right now
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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