i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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