i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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