saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We talked him into tasing himself.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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