Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize