all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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