If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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