i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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