So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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