All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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