people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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