i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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