My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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